March 2012
collura replied to your post: i hate it when you say something like, “i hate…
except me (:
i hope your penis gets ripped off by a piranha i hate you never speak to me again
skeetgonewild asked: sometimes i just want to grab your face and smush it so it looks like a cute little fishy. you would make a cute fishy
i hate it when you say something like, “i hate everyone” and then someone will be like, “except me(:”
omg that makes me want to start another holocaust
do you people actually care about grammar and spelling to the point where it interrupts your ability to carry out a normal life?
how fucking pathetic
sarathebear asked: wear itt! its pretty :)
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eu preciso liposuction
buttduchess:
vgly:
i do not understand how some of you have time for a job and school and tumblr
like
how?
the secret is never sleeping
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i love how when i ask for your opinions you guys don’t give them to me but when i don’t ask for them you feel obligated to tell me how you feel
dolphins on my dash bye
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quinsee:
in my dream i went to the library with kanye west and we checked out our books and he was reading and i kept annoying him cause i kept asking him questions and then he left sigh
tlyudacris:
the way im fighting this sopa bill is listening to limp bizkit and breaking small inexpensive stuff in my room
skeetgonewild:
today my dad and i went to this pet shop and when i was looking at one of the cute lizard things and the lizard jumped at me and slammed his face in the glass
love at first sight
ihateghostnotingfollow1612th:
someone added “follow this blog, get free ham” to the end of one of my text posts
this is not true i am not giving anybody ham if you are here for ham please evacuate my blog
destiny's child plays on radio
my dad: alright, mary j blige!!! *turns it up*
blaggot:
February is Eating Disorder Awareness month. Reblog this if you will always be here to support your followers, friends, and family in their recovery.
fuck YOU STOP TRYING TO STEAL THE HOLIDAY OF MY PEOPLE WE WORKED HARD FOR OUR MONTH OF RECOGNITION
cumdropbuttons:
there are enough bones in the human body
to create a human skeleton
hybernaculum:
yo if your gifs aren’t 500 pixels wide don’t post them
imfamousontumblr:
i log on and literally everyone on is best friends with each other and here i am thinking of what porn site to use tonight
clavid:
pokemon problems
when you and lance both run out of PP and the future champion is decided on an hour long battle consisting of only the move “struggle”
denjail:
i think charlie deserves a grammy
for best new CON ARTIST
leasarfatis:
totallyklainemegafoxygleestar:
leasarfatis:
totallyklainemegafoxygleestarkidpinksunglassescrissdarrenawesomesuperhot reblogged your photo
uuuh, this is offensive?
totallyklainemegafoxygleestar is offended
annefranksgasmask:
scubway:
at school on thursday we were using macbooks and i sat there for 35 minutes trying to figure out how to click it was the worst day of my life
askkkk →
“I did give Josh a concussion, though. I did a death kick-a fake death kick, but...”
– Jennifer Lawrence - Glamour US (via everlarked)
“what if noses were like boobs ew”
– jamie
wvnderbar:
catching boys with pokeballs so they can never escape you
potatosac:
every night: “i wont stay up that long tonight maybe just till like 2”
every morning:
i’m going to take a two and a half hour long nap and then go to school
okay bye
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capturethefag2 replied to your post: capturethefag2 started following you omg i didn’t…
Ily omg I’m not on much tho
ily2 and omg that is okay because you’re still herE
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capturethefag2 started following you
omg i didn’t even know you had remade or anything i’m so happy this is a happy day sjhdkjsrhasjzc
so many people i like on this website are threatening to delete
don’t leave me babies
kanyevvest:
shE SAYSHE WANNA PHOTO
U ALREADY KNO THO
U ONLY LIVE ONCE
NIGGA THATS THE MOTTO
YOLO
annefranksgasmask:
mother of pearl fire on the poop deck
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saddeer:
i’m so jealous of everyone let me just puke on my own face
hmu if you want my personal blog