April 2012
chelseajawlicker:
Why do I have so much Jordan on my blog?
i have more pictures of him on my facebook/tumblr than i do of anyone else
except maybe megan, i might have more of megan
shestillkillsthedance:
Wow, Netflix always knows what I’d like to watch
hail-queen-sara:
if i win the lotto i’m giving away all the money to Sara
aw no we can split it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chelseajawlicker:
suicidesalads:
that awkward moment when your friend has tried sleeping with literally all of your ex boyfriends
some fucking friend
She’s gross and has cystic acne
wow tumblr is boring so i am going to write bye
March 2012
i’m going to cry in the car on the way to work now. bye everyone.
me: F- human
me: F+ blogger
me: improvement
dietchola:
pizza gets to your house faster than the police
I AM REALLY REALLY ANGRY
I AM REALLY ANGRY
1 tag
flatbarnacle:
BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
MAKE IT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AND THAT WE WERE NOTHING
I DON’T EVEN NEED YOUR LOVE
BUT YOU TREAT ME LIKE A STRANGER AND THAT FEELS SO ROUGH
NO, YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW
HAVE YOUR FRIENDS COLLECT YOUR RECORDS AND THEN CHANGE YOUR NUMBER
GUESS THAT I DON’T NEED THAT THOUGH
NOW YOU’RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
abortionallships:
if u change a letter in fag, you get fat
which is funny cuz im both
3asytarget:
having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all
2 tags
somebody that i used to know - gotye
sh4ne:
it’s hard having more followers than jamjars but i manage
adolfphin:
im too white for this
clayaiken2003:
my mom only got 2 lottery tickets and i was like why didnt you buy like 100 of them and she was like it only takes one to win and i was like ok buddha its going to be your fault when we dont win
5 tags
BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
MAKE IT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AND THAT WE WERE NOTHING
I DON’T EVEN NEED YOUR LOVE
BUT YOU TREAT ME LIKE A STRANGER AND THAT FEELS SO ROUGH
NO, YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW
HAVE YOUR FRIENDS COLLECT YOUR RECORDS AND THEN CHANGE YOUR NUMBER
GUESS THAT I DON’T NEED THAT THOUGH
NOW YOU’RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
2 tags
WOW HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU A LOT PLEASE EVACUATE MY LIFE FOREVER AND KILL YOURSELF I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU ANYMORE AND I REALLY HOPE YOU DIE FUCK YOU
i’m watching a tv show on netflix about the different things people will do when they’re being interrogated by the police to get out of going to jail and one guy killed his ex-wife and buried her in the woods and his new girlfriend saw him coming out of the woods with a shovel and she asked him what the shovel was for and he said that he was burying the dog except they didn’t...
Watch
Professional Titanic Remake (2012)
1 tag
hey my dead ex-boyfriend’s birthday is tomorrow gr8
1 tag
yall2 replied to your photo: i look like a mega bitch today
Your hair skin and that wall are all the same shade and your shirt is the couch ahh
well the couch is green but the camera doesn’t pick up on it and my hair is a lot whiter than the wall but the camera doesn’t pick up on that either
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i bought another leopard print shirt today
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my phone case is SOOOOOO cute
whothefucksd-deactivated2012041 asked: SARA
my head and my back are fucking killing me
my head and my back are fucking killing me
people who compare music from one genre from an older era to a completely different genre in a newer era
look at you
you special fucking snowflake
disparateyouth:
teens who say stuff like “i’ve lost my faith in humanity” whenever someone doesn’t like old music like they do or hasn’t read harry potter
when your friend who doesn’t like odd future reblogs a picture of members from odd future
ha
ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha